idea for now

So, I was talking to a friend about my job and I should write a book about the years that I was a product demonstrator. I am so glad to have moved on from that job, it was fun the first 7 seven years, but the last 6 were painful and mundane! So, this idea popped into my head that I would share some of the weirdest things people either asked or said to me during those 13 years. So here we go:
1. What is it? Probably the number one question, but the problem was that it was pizza, REALLY, that's what you want to ask me??  Probably they wanted to know who's brand, so say that please, otherwise you sound really stupid!! Just sayin!
2. How long has this been out, is it fresh today?? Again, REALLY, How can frozen pizza be fresh??  Also, did you not just see me take this out of the oven?? Again, stupid!
3. After eating one piece of pizza, taking another, actually sneaking another piece, WE SEE YOU!! We see you sneaking another piece or 4, yes , one time a lady told me she was taking 8 pieces for her children, let me tell you, if she had children in the car, they would be 40 years old or older. Please don't lie or try to trick us!
4. This is a snack, not a meal, please don't stand here and eat the whole tray! It goes along with number 3
5. Please no double dipping, when we have chips or carrot sticks out with dip! Had to put up a sign every time to remind people, this isn't home, don't double dip! Again, REALLY!!!????
6. Please don't litter the store with the empty napkin or portion cup that held a carrot and dip. This isn't home and you need to clean up after yourself!
7. It's a sample, not a meal, move along!
8. Just quite saying stupid things to the demo person! Don't act like a jackass! Nobody likes it!
This is a small list of the stupid things people say to us! We are just people trying to make a living and have a little fun while doing it!